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The Official Evil Bone Water Source

You found the right bottle. Saint Apothecary's Zheng Gu Shui, made in the USA with empirical-grade herbs, shipped by the acupuncture clinic that uses it on patients five days a week.

  • Empirical-grade herbs. Two to five grades above what most US sellers use.
  • Natural camphor and menthol. Never synthetic.
  • 661 customer reviews and counting.
Will Sheppy, L.Ac.on what's actually in the bottle.
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3.4 oz with spray top. Free shipping on orders $30+.

4.9 from 661 reviews 30-day returns Ships from Albany, Oregon

Using it takes about ten seconds

  1. 1

    Clean and dry the spot.

    Anything on the skin slows it down.

  2. 2

    Spray it on, or dab it with cotton.

    Spray for a shoulder or a back. Cotton for a knuckle or an ankle.

  3. 3

    Let it dry. Repeat two or three times a day.

    For a stubborn spot, soak a gauze pad and hold it there ten minutes.

That's the whole routine. No mixing, no mess, nothing greasy left on your hands.

Three people, three problems

Reviews from verified customers, shown with permission. Individual results vary.

Jim had multiple spine fusions, arthritis, and neuropathy in both feet.

His structural integration therapist told him to try it. He uses it daily now. In his words, the pain "no longer restricts my daily activity." He's bought it as a gift for several friends since.

Cheryl fractured both shoulders in a fall.

The bones healed. The muscles atrophied and a nerve running from her neck to her wrist was damaged, which left tremendous pain behind. An acupuncturist at her chiropractor's office recommended it. She sprays it on two to three times a day.

Gina didn't believe it would work.

"I was skeptical that this would help ease the pain in my body, but it does." Twice a day on knees, lower back and ankles. She's walking on the beach again.

What changes

BeforeAfter
Greasy balm that sits on the skin and ruins a shirtDries clean in a minute, nothing on your hands
A menthol gel and nothing elseNatural camphor and menthol plus eight Chinese herbs
B or C grade herbs, synthetic camphorEmpirical grade, two to five grades higher
Ordered from a marketplace, shipped from who knows wherePicked off our clinic shelf in Albany, Oregon

661 reviews. Here are three.

4.9 average

"This product really works."
Jim WurzelVerified buyer
"The first topical to really help my neck and shoulder pain."
Robyn CarlsonVerified buyer
"Started acupuncture and she uses bone water after treatment. Worked so well, I bought some for the house. Works good for a sore shoulder and sciatica."
Carol Hinkle HerrenVerified buyer
Reviews from verified customers, shown with permission. Individual results vary. Read all 661 reviews →

Before you order

Still stuck? Ask the clinic. A real person answers.

How fast does it work?
You'll feel the cooling as it dries, inside a minute. How much it helps and how long it lasts is different for everyone.
Is this the same Zheng Gu Shui I've bought before?
Same family of formula. Different maker, and that's the point. Most Zheng Gu Shui on the US market is built on B or C grade herbs with synthetic camphor and menthol. Saint Apothecary uses empirical-grade herbs, two to five grades higher, with the natural versions. You use it exactly the same way.
What's in it?
Natural camphor and natural menthol, plus cinnamon bark, Japanese knotweed, zedoary, angelica dahurica, croton, Philippine flemingia root, elecampane and notoginseng. No parabens, sulfates, phthalates, silicones or aluminum. No animal products.
Can I use it with my medications?
It's external use only. Keep it out of your eyes and off broken skin. If you're pregnant, nursing, on prescription medication, or have sensitive skin, ask your doctor or pharmacist first.
What does shipping cost?
USPS rates are calculated at checkout for Western U.S. zones. Free on orders over $30. Need it sooner? Priority Mail is $9 and usually arrives in 1 to 3 days.
What if it's not for me?
Send unopened, regular-priced items back within 30 days of delivery. Return shipping is on you. Full policy.
Evil Bone Water, 3.4 oz bottle

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