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Evil Bone Water (Zheng Gu Shui) - 3.4oz w/Spray Top
$58.00
Regular price $39.00What Makes Evil Bone Water Special?
Evil Bone Water (Zheng Gu Shui) is a Chinese topical medicinal hand-crafted with only empirical grade herbal ingredients in an approved facility, by Saint Apothecary. What sets it apart isn't just the formula — it's the quality of the herbs inside. Most Zheng Gu Shui sold in the US uses B or C grade ingredients. Saint Apothecary uses empirical grade herbs — 2 to 5 grades above what's commonly available.
Common Uses
Pure and Natural: No Harmful Additives
Saint Apothecary ensures Evil Bone Water is free from synthetic additives that have no place in a clean herbal formula. Clean ingredients, safe for all skin types, naturally effective.
Evil Bone Water uses only what's needed for effectiveness — no unnecessary or harmful extras.
Key Ingredients
Every ingredient is carefully selected for its unique therapeutic properties. Evil Bone Water is never compromised with lesser grade herbs — only ethically sourced, empirical grade herbs are used.
How to Use Evil Bone Water
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1Clean the AreaWash and dry the affected area thoroughly to ensure proper absorption.
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2Choose Your Application MethodUse a gauze pad or flannel, cotton swab for precision, or transfer to a spray bottle for larger areas.
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3Apply to the Affected AreaGently press the moistened pad or swab onto the area. For sprays, spritz directly and let air dry or lightly rub in.
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4Hold or RubLeave on 2–90 minutes for maximum effect, or rub in for quicker relief.
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5Enhance Results (Optional)Layer with Dragon Blood Balm or Corydalis Relief Salve for extended soothing and long-lasting effects.
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6Repeat as NeededUse 2–3 times daily or as recommended to maintain relief and support recovery.
Maker's Note & The Commitment of Saint Apothecary
Most people have no idea that what we get in the USA is inferior quality — and most herbalists might not even think that much about it. The real winner, and what makes Evil Bone Water magnitudes better, is the herb quality. Making it with B or C quality herbs (what's commonly available and sold by US suppliers) versus crafting it with imperial grade herbs (2–5 grades above normal) produces a fundamentally different product.
"Everything that goes into that bottle comes from the finest ingredients on the planet. When we craft our product, I always ask myself — what do I want on my skin? In my patient's body? My own family?"
— Master Herbalist, Saint Apothecary · St. Simons Island, Florida, USAEvil Bone Water contains no animal products. It is non-GMO, gluten free, cruelty free, pesticide free, and contaminant free. The camphor and menthol are natural, not synthetic. Every herb is microscopically tested for proper variety, contaminants, and potency.
Quality Standards
Combo Deals — Better Pricing, More Pain Relief
Find the best deals on the highest quality topicals with our packaged combos including Evil Bone Water.
- Pain Power Combo — Corydalis Relief Salve & Evil Bone Water
- Fire & Ice Combo — Red Emperor's Immortal Flame & Evil Bone Water
- Trifecta Combo — Corydalis, Red Emperor's & Evil Bone Water
- Blood & Bone Combo — Dragon Blood Balm & Evil Bone Water
- Pain Patch Combo — Muscle Melt Patches & Evil Bone Water
Have Questions?
Visit our comprehensive guide to Evil Bone Water for answers on how it works, what conditions it treats, benefits compared to competitors, and detailed instructions for use.
These statements have not been evaluated by the US Food & Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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We offer free shipping on orders over $50. Orders processed here will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.
$58.00
Regular price $39.00What Makes Evil Bone Water Special?
Evil Bone Water (Zheng Gu Shui) is a Chinese topical medicinal hand-crafted with only empirical grade herbal ingredients in an approved facility, by Saint Apothecary. What sets it apart isn't just the formula — it's the quality of the herbs inside. Most Zheng Gu Shui sold in the US uses B or C grade ingredients. Saint Apothecary uses empirical grade herbs — 2 to 5 grades above what's commonly available.
Common Uses
Pure and Natural: No Harmful Additives
Saint Apothecary ensures Evil Bone Water is free from synthetic additives that have no place in a clean herbal formula. Clean ingredients, safe for all skin types, naturally effective.
Evil Bone Water uses only what's needed for effectiveness — no unnecessary or harmful extras.
Key Ingredients
Every ingredient is carefully selected for its unique therapeutic properties. Evil Bone Water is never compromised with lesser grade herbs — only ethically sourced, empirical grade herbs are used.
How to Use Evil Bone Water
-
1Clean the AreaWash and dry the affected area thoroughly to ensure proper absorption.
-
2Choose Your Application MethodUse a gauze pad or flannel, cotton swab for precision, or transfer to a spray bottle for larger areas.
-
3Apply to the Affected AreaGently press the moistened pad or swab onto the area. For sprays, spritz directly and let air dry or lightly rub in.
-
4Hold or RubLeave on 2–90 minutes for maximum effect, or rub in for quicker relief.
-
5Enhance Results (Optional)Layer with Dragon Blood Balm or Corydalis Relief Salve for extended soothing and long-lasting effects.
-
6Repeat as NeededUse 2–3 times daily or as recommended to maintain relief and support recovery.
Maker's Note & The Commitment of Saint Apothecary
Most people have no idea that what we get in the USA is inferior quality — and most herbalists might not even think that much about it. The real winner, and what makes Evil Bone Water magnitudes better, is the herb quality. Making it with B or C quality herbs (what's commonly available and sold by US suppliers) versus crafting it with imperial grade herbs (2–5 grades above normal) produces a fundamentally different product.
"Everything that goes into that bottle comes from the finest ingredients on the planet. When we craft our product, I always ask myself — what do I want on my skin? In my patient's body? My own family?"
— Master Herbalist, Saint Apothecary · St. Simons Island, Florida, USAEvil Bone Water contains no animal products. It is non-GMO, gluten free, cruelty free, pesticide free, and contaminant free. The camphor and menthol are natural, not synthetic. Every herb is microscopically tested for proper variety, contaminants, and potency.
Quality Standards
Combo Deals — Better Pricing, More Pain Relief
Find the best deals on the highest quality topicals with our packaged combos including Evil Bone Water.
- Pain Power Combo — Corydalis Relief Salve & Evil Bone Water
- Fire & Ice Combo — Red Emperor's Immortal Flame & Evil Bone Water
- Trifecta Combo — Corydalis, Red Emperor's & Evil Bone Water
- Blood & Bone Combo — Dragon Blood Balm & Evil Bone Water
- Pain Patch Combo — Muscle Melt Patches & Evil Bone Water
Have Questions?
Visit our comprehensive guide to Evil Bone Water for answers on how it works, what conditions it treats, benefits compared to competitors, and detailed instructions for use.
These statements have not been evaluated by the US Food & Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Share some information about your product
Share some information about your product
We offer free shipping on orders over $50. Orders processed here will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.