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Herbal Teaby Botanical Biohacking
Stem and Leaf - Sir Vickle
Regular price
$120.00
Secure checkout
Shipping. Free USPS shipping on US orders of $30 or more; below that, USPS rates are calculated at checkout. Priority Mail is $9. Orders are packed within 1 to 2 business days at our clinic in Albany, Oregon, and most arrive within 4 days. We also ship to Canada; rates are calculated at checkout.
Returns. Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days for a refund of the product price. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and sale items are final sale. Damaged or defective? Contact us and we will make it right.
Not sure this is the right product for you? Call (541) 760-9670 or email will@valleyhealthclinic.com, Monday to Friday. You reach the clinic that uses these products, not a call center.
Herbal Teaby Botanical Biohacking
Regular price
$120.00
Secure checkout
Shipping. Free USPS shipping on US orders of $30 or more; below that, USPS rates are calculated at checkout. Priority Mail is $9. Orders are packed within 1 to 2 business days at our clinic in Albany, Oregon, and most arrive within 4 days. We also ship to Canada; rates are calculated at checkout.
Returns. Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days for a refund of the product price. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and sale items are final sale. Damaged or defective? Contact us and we will make it right.
Not sure this is the right product for you? Call (541) 760-9670 or email will@valleyhealthclinic.com, Monday to Friday. You reach the clinic that uses these products, not a call center.
Why buy from a clinic, not a marketplace
Practitioner-curated
Every product is chosen by Will Sheppy, L.Ac., Dipl. O.M., for ingredient quality, traditional use and everyday usefulness.
Clinic-tested first
We use it on patients in our Albany, Oregon acupuncture clinic before it earns shelf space.
Small-batch makers
Made in small batches by makers we know by name, with herbs graded well above the mass market.
Packed by our clinic
Orders ship within 1 to 2 business days from Albany, Oregon. Free USPS shipping on US orders of $30 or more.
The neck formula — two guide herbs, aimed at C1 through C7.
30 Teabags One month supply
Cervical C1–C7 Region specific, not general
Two Herbs Only Ge Gen and Mu Gua
Neck pain has a long reach. It turns into headaches, into jaw tension, into that tingle down the arm that makes you wonder what you've done to yourself.
Sir Vickle is the cervical formula in Botanical Biohacking's Stem and Leaf series — a set of guide herb blends built one spinal region at a time. This one covers C1 through C7, where a small amount of stiffness causes a disproportionate amount of trouble.
It is deliberately small. Two herbs, both of them classical choices for the neck and upper back, at imperial grade rather than in volume.
Key Ingredients
| Ingredient | Traditional Action |
|---|---|
|
Ge Gen Kudzu Root |
The classical herb for a stiff, tight neck and upper back. Traditionally used to release tension across the shoulders and open the channels through the cervical spine. |
|
Mu Gua Chaenomeles Fruit |
Traditionally used to relax the sinews — the go-to for cramping, gripping muscle tightness that will not let go on its own. |
Match the tea to the segment
Neck and base of skull is this one. Between the shoulder blades is Thoracic Park. Belt line is LumBear. Tailbone and sacrum is Sacrocox. Taking the right one matters more than taking more of the wrong one.
How to Use
Place one to five teabags in a pot of water. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat, cover and simmer ten to twenty minutes. Strain and drink. You can re-brew the same bags until the flavor is gone. Store cool and dry, and refrigerate after opening. If the vacuum seal is broken when it arrives, do not use it.
About the Maker
Botanical Biohacking
Botanical Biohacking builds formulas the slow way — premium herbs balanced from both the traditional and the pharmacological side, with nothing added. Their oral products contain herbs and nothing else, which is harder to manufacture and easier to trust. They currently supply more than 500 clinics across 15 countries, and they will pause shipping on heat sensitive teas rather than send you a bag that degraded in a delivery truck.
Imperial Grade Herbs Only No Synthetic Ingredients Practitioner Tested 30 Teabags
* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your healthcare provider before use, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, or taking medication.
Before you order
Start with our free Topical Guide, or go with what you feel. Topicals such as Evil Bone Water act fast on sore muscles, bruises and stiff joints; salves and balms stay on the skin longer; teas and herbal supplements support the body from the inside. Still unsure? Call the clinic at (541) 760-9670 or email will@valleyhealthclinic.com and a practitioner will point you the right way.
Will Sheppy, L.Ac., Dipl. O.M., the acupuncturist behind Valley Health Clinic in Albany, Oregon. Every product is used in the clinic before it earns shelf space, and we only carry small-batch makers whose ingredient quality we have checked ourselves.
US orders of $30 or more ship free by USPS. Below that, USPS rates are calculated at checkout. Priority Mail is $9 and usually arrives in 1 to 3 days. Orders are packed within 1 to 2 business days at our clinic in Albany, Oregon, and most arrive within 4 days. We also ship to Canada; rates are calculated at checkout.
Unopened items in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of purchase for a refund of the product price. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and sale items are final sale. If something arrives damaged or defective, contact us and we will exchange it.
Topicals are for external use only. Keep them away from your eyes and off broken skin. If you are pregnant, nursing, taking prescription medication or managing a medical condition, check with your doctor or pharmacist before using any herbal product, topical or internal.
Yes. Licensed practitioners and clinics can order at wholesale pricing, shipped from our own shelves. Browse the wholesale store or apply for a wholesale account.
